Today, a short tale of eating out whilst abroad…
A traveller in southern Africa, after a busy day on safari, stops at a roadside cafe for dinner. After perusing the menu, he questions the waiter:
Traveller: I was thinking of having the aardvark steak, but I’m sure I’ve read that aardvark is poisonous.
Waiter: Aardvark is mildly toxic, but only in very large quantities. A little aardvark never hurt anyone.