Ignored in Ireland

Our hero visited the Irish Republic last autumn: taking in Dublin, Newbridge and Cork on the tour.  Not so much as a column centimetre in even a local, free paper to mark his visit.

An elderly lady from SW1 visits Dublin and she’s all over the papers and television.  Where did I go wrong?  Should I have worn a hat?  Taken an embarrassing spouse?  Trust me, I wouldn’t have left that pint of Guinness to go to waste!  (Though I’m not sure I could have endured the Westlife and Riverdance “entertainment” the poor old dear had to face – revenge is truly a dish best served cold, much like gazpacho).

I’m off to Vienna soon, meeting folk who should be considered representatives of the state (well, 51% so at any rate), so I need your tips to ensure my foreign travel obtains maximum press coverage…

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