Though after a trim, a little less than yesterday – but hopefully not gone tomorrow (though that would save me quite a lot of money in the long-term).
Yesterday, I noticed an advert for a product which suggested that we should learn to love our “dry, unpredictable hair” – I think probably with this product’s assistance. I believe it wished to claim for itself the ability to fix either my hair’s dryness or its lack of predictability or both. I’m no expert on haircare – as anyone who has sighted my barnet could testify – but I have always found that water can resolve the dryness issue, at least for a while. So, I have decided to focus on the second implied claim.
Simple use of an internet search engine suggests that a typical head has more than 100,000 hairs. Even with the significant computing power many of us carry around in this modern age, I think that predicting the behaviour of so many hairs is going to be a non-trivial exercise. Just identifying the initial conditions is going to be a serious undertaking and should you go outside, and be exposed to chaotic weather conditions, then I fear any hope of an accurate prediction is no more than a pipe dream. So far as I can see (rather further with the aid of my specs), the only folk who can predict their hair with any degree of confidence are the totally bald. Perhaps I saw an ad for a very powerful depilatory? Certainly, if you remove your hair and keep it in an air-tight box which is otherwise full of water, then its days of dryness and unpredictability would be well-and-truly over.
Hair products have many strange descriptions: mud, putty and glue to name but three substances you might think twice before applying to your locks (or would, before the marketing boffins took them in hand). However, today I saw a product ‘description’ that took the biscuit, viz express blow-out creme. Now, I like my grub as much as the next man and have been known to enjoy a blow-out from time-to-time, though prefer to take my time (an express meal is a sadly diminished experience). I wasn’t sure if the creme was designed to be used after a hastily consumed banquet or in some way acts as a substitute for one. However, since it was applied to my own coiffure this morning, I can discount the latter option – so I assume my hairdresser felt I was looking a little dyspeptic this morning and took pity on me. I eagerly await the haircare industry’s answer to the hangover!