like show day. Like snow day I know?
Today I awoke to see snow from my bedroom window and while I downed my breakfast porridge the skies poured forth their white, flaky bounty with some vigour. “So what?”, I imagine those of you living at higher altitudes or latitudes shouting at your screens. Well, I’ve been in Southampton for 18 months now and this is the first time I have seen snow – so my inner 8 year old was quite excited. If I’m honest, it was pretty weak snow – only a few millimetres worth and it was more air than snow, a sort of snow mousse – but the weather has to be given some credit for trying. It struggled to lay, though away from tarmac-covered surfaces it had a go – but by early afternoon it was all gone. I feel that there is a metaphor for life somewhere in that last sentence, but I shall leave its extraction as an exercise for the reader.
The snow was accompanied by quite chilly conditions (for the jewel of the Solent that is, but obviously very toasty compared to 99+% of the universe). It struck me that if these conditions continue much longer I may have to turn on the heating and eschew the shorts as I cycle to the gym – but not today, my legs once again did their best to make a little vitamin D in the weak winter sunlight. In lieu of heating, I am currently cooking a raw (golden) beetroot – quite a slow and energy expensive process. Perhaps foolishly, after cooking I shall allow it to cool (like a sort of vegetable storage heater) and then use it in a salad: nothing says salad like sub-zero temperatures and a mini-blizzard!
Lest readers are left with an image of the author as some sort of hard-as-nails, macho stereotype I can reveal that my other main task today has been sewing missing buttons back onto some shirts. I wouldn’t want to suggest I’m about to take the world of tapestry by storm, but I am a somewhat competent seamstress (seamster?) in this very limited area. I may not be quick or elegant, but buttons I have reattached tend to stay attached. Oh yes ladies (and/or gents), I’m the complete package!