Tomorrow, I am going on a Graham Park themed walk and so have been brushing up on my Walking on Glass (as discussed before, engrammatic collapse means that my earlier readings have been lost). I have been using a PDF copy supplied by my blog soul brother, but am just returned from reclaiming my own physical copy.
As I may have been mentioned before on this blog (or, if not, on another) the vast majority of my personal library languishes in a storage unit some five minutes stroll from my abode. This is costing me a small fortune and, had I been more organised, I could have had bookshelves in solid gold installed in the flat by now at lower cost (though I wouldn’t recommend it as the weight of the shelves would put a lot stress on the fixings and, indeed, the wall).
I try not to visit my black site storage too often as the books exiled there call to me and beg to be restored to their rightful place (by my side). They are stored in cardboard packing boxes marked with the legend “BOOKS STORAGE” in a number of hands, none of which show any obvious promise in the art of calligraphy, in an almost (but not quite) entirely random order. There is just enough pattern in the packing to give me hope, only for it to be cruelly dashed. In consequence, I have to search through several boxes to find a specific volume – and so am brought face-to-cover with so many happy memories, so many old friends.
Every time I visit them, a few manage to worm their way into my bag, or secrete themselves about my person, and are re-patriated. To counter my lack of willpower in the face of the literary, I only carry a very small bag with me when I visit the deportees. This time a mere seven managed to smuggle themselves back with my intended target. If I’d had a bigger bag, I would have struggled to keep the number of restorees into double figures. Having been exposed to them, I just cannot resist their siren calls.
Also rescued from purdah was a physical copy of my earliest writing in the GofaDM style: dating back some twenty-five years (just be grateful blogging hadn’t been invented way back then!). Looking at this example of my juvenilia (aka SSC814OP), I learn two things: (i) I still find myself funny and (ii) my style has moved forward very little in the last quarter of a century (which may explain (i)). It can’t really be published here as the references are way too specific to my work at the time and some of the people mentioned are still among the living. Frankly, I lack the time or financial backing to tackle a major libel prosecution at the moment. I think that even under the Thirty Years Rule this particular document may have to remain under wraps – though I might be tempted to allow a selected few a brief glimpse of a time when my mind was marginally less disturbed than is now the case.