To my shock, and yours, this is not to be a diatribe against the software of a well-known (if less well-regarded) Seattle-based company.
No, I read in the yellow press that football is to close its transfer window later today. Apparently, it’s been open for some weeks now. Surely this is arrant foolishness. An open window, at this time of year, they must be freezing (or suffer from crippling heating bills). Even I, after living on Tyneside for several years and with the concomitant thickening of my blood, have had my windows firmly closed since early November.
Still, on the plus side, football must be very well-aired by now.